I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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