How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
