So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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