You really coming over, don't trick.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
She needs sedatives and a leash
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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