Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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