is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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