On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I understand Curling. That high.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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