I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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