that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He kissed a someone with a penis
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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