Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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