I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Randomize
