i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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