There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
is it fun? or sober?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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