I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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