oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
he was CRYING into my vagina
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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