So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
