therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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