He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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