Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
You need Xanax blowdarts
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
