sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Randomize
