sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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