New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You need a sexual gate keeper
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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