covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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