chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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