How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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