so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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