I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
there is puke in my bra ... again
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