I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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