So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
we're so committed to being not committed
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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