I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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