Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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