i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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