i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Randomize
