his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
only if we run a train.
done.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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