all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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