Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
my being single is dangerous.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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