I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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