I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
