I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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