I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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