Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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