Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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