i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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