Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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