pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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