i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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