Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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