dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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