how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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