Three words: puerto rican gang bang
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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