I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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