Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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