i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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