What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
