can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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