she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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