we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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